PRIVATE MEETINGS

[andexecutioner]

If you'd like to have a private meeting with the Adjudicator, this is where you should go! The Adjudicator is available at almost all hours of the day; just knock and he'll answer.

Comments are screened for privacy; no eavesdropping, that's rude.

Comments

[innocentloveholic]

[ Especially the slippers. ]

A little of both. [ ...she comes in here to both shoot the shit and also get answers, multitasking is incredible. ] Body conservation mostly. Ooh, and maybe an apology? From you to me, of course.

[ Because if you're giving Ferid one you might as well give her one, too. She slaves over markers and paints for flyers of parties you never attend!!! ]

[andexecutioner]

Ferid's probably not getting one either.

[Just saying.]

I did tell both of you that I'm not really one for parties, after all.

[innocentloveholic]

But you said...

[ ......... |T ]

Body conservation's the only thing then. What're you doing with the victims and the culprits after they've died?

[andexecutioner]

[...Aligula, of all things.]

What do you think I do with them? For curiosity's sake.

[innocentloveholic]

...Wear them in your spare time?

[ I'M SO SORRY???????? ]

Barring that, no idea! It's just... about Chitoge, actuallyyyyy, because she was either given a totally new body, ooor she somehow ghosted herself back into hers, which seems totally weird to me—since by now, it'd totally be suffering from sort of decomposition.

[andexecutioner]

I guess th-

[............wait.]

...Wear them?

[innocentloveholic]

It's totally not as crazy as it sounds.

[ ...AT LEAST SHE IS AWARE IT SOUNDS LIKE A NUTSO IDEA. ]

See, Fern and I were talking about how you don't seem like you really feel anything, so I was like, "Well, maybe his skin's like our clothes!" She said she didn't think you were a Buffalo Bill kinda guy, whoever that is, but I'm not totally convinced. [ hmmm. ] You don't really bleed either, it's pretty much just black under there... So like, maybe you just sometimes feel like being a two-toned mess and take Evaluating's body for a walk, or maybe you feel like making constipated faces in the mirror, so you put on Methodical's!

It was just an idea! I'm not super attached to it or anything. [ she liked the chameleon one better ]

[andexecutioner]

[...dios mio.]

Well, I hate to disappoint you guys, but I don't make things like that out of human skin, no.

[This is...awkward? Sort of awkward. Moving on.]

I mean, I make stuff sometimes, but not out of people.

[......]

I made something for you, actually. Don't let it go to your damn head.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...you tried, buddy, thank god you clarified because she would have 100% asked what you do make out of people then. ]

Ooh, really? Gimme, gimme~! [ is it cute

she hopes it's cute ]

[andexecutioner]

[It's...kind of cute? He personally thinks it's ugly as sin, but he'll reach into one of his desk drawers to retrieve it anyway - it's a little toy carved out of wood, unpainted and a little awkward-looking, but at the very least the design of it should be familiar.

...You remember the red panda-looking thing with bat wings you told him about several weeks ago, because apparently he didn't draw it, but he made you one anyway.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ HOLY SHIT HE MADE HER A RED PANDA-BAT

it's. sort of cute, and really, the effort he put into it sort of makes up for the fact it isn't as cute as the real thing? she'll take it and turn it around in her hands as she talks. ]

I didn't think you'd make me one! [ how neat~ she'll paint it herself later...

...she'll set it back on his desk and cross her arms. ] What's the occasion?

[ because he can't just do nice things for people i guess ]

[andexecutioner]

[He just kind of. Shrugs.]

Felt like it. And you've been pretty decent this whole time.

[because apparently the only adjectives he fucking knows how to use are "decent" and "interesting", jesus christ juri please expand your vocab a little]

[innocentloveholic]

[ you can't just do nice things for the sake of being nice ]

Are you gonna throw a fit if I ever get killed like you did over Cultivating?

[andexecutioner]

I didn't throw a fit.

[THAT IS THE STICKING POINT, APPARENTLY.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ DIE ON BETTER HILLS, JURI. ]

You brought a girl back to life just so you could beat her face in and take her soul again. You totally threw a fit.

[andexecutioner]

Somebody needed to be punished for it, and technically Yang was the one at fault for that entire thing.

[THIS IS HIS DAMN HILL, HE LIKES THIS HILL.]

[innocentloveholic]

If this is the hill you wanna die on, then that's fine by me! [ but she totally knows better.

...definitely. ] My question still stands though! Are you gonna be even the tiniest bit upset if I get chopped?

[andexecutioner]

...Depends on how you go out.

[...]

I mean, it'd be weird without you in here all the time, anyway.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ... ]

I like that we're friends too, Juri.

[andexecutioner]

Oh, come on-

[CAN WE NOT]

[innocentloveholic]

[ PFFFFFFT. ]

I'm just kidding! [ sort of. not really. she knows he doesn't like the word so— ] I like that we like to associate with each other and talk about whatever we feel like talking about, and that we'd miss each other's company a little if I was gone!

[andexecutioner]

It's. That's pretty much the same thing.

[...Just. His face in his hands, oh my god.]

...It's fine. Whatever.

[innocentloveholic]

[ A couple of giggles before she's just gonna... go back to playing with her new toy. ]

I guess it is, isn't it! [ guess we're just on the s.s. friendship together, buddy, let's have a good cruise while it lasts. ] Oh we~ll! Hey, so, have you totally given anyone else a gift like this?

[andexecutioner]

...A couple of people, yeah.

[...did you expect him to be forthcoming or]

[innocentloveholic]

[ no she didn't ]

I'll totally be on the lookout for them then! [ or she'll just ask. ] Are they all semi-cute wood-carving stuff like this?