PRIVATE MEETINGS

[andexecutioner]

If you'd like to have a private meeting with the Adjudicator, this is where you should go! The Adjudicator is available at almost all hours of the day; just knock and he'll answer.

Comments are screened for privacy; no eavesdropping, that's rude.

Comments

[innocentloveholic]

[ HOLY SHIT HE MADE HER A RED PANDA-BAT

it's. sort of cute, and really, the effort he put into it sort of makes up for the fact it isn't as cute as the real thing? she'll take it and turn it around in her hands as she talks. ]

I didn't think you'd make me one! [ how neat~ she'll paint it herself later...

...she'll set it back on his desk and cross her arms. ] What's the occasion?

[ because he can't just do nice things for people i guess ]

[andexecutioner]

[He just kind of. Shrugs.]

Felt like it. And you've been pretty decent this whole time.

[because apparently the only adjectives he fucking knows how to use are "decent" and "interesting", jesus christ juri please expand your vocab a little]

[innocentloveholic]

[ you can't just do nice things for the sake of being nice ]

Are you gonna throw a fit if I ever get killed like you did over Cultivating?

[andexecutioner]

I didn't throw a fit.

[THAT IS THE STICKING POINT, APPARENTLY.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ DIE ON BETTER HILLS, JURI. ]

You brought a girl back to life just so you could beat her face in and take her soul again. You totally threw a fit.

[andexecutioner]

Somebody needed to be punished for it, and technically Yang was the one at fault for that entire thing.

[THIS IS HIS DAMN HILL, HE LIKES THIS HILL.]

[innocentloveholic]

If this is the hill you wanna die on, then that's fine by me! [ but she totally knows better.

...definitely. ] My question still stands though! Are you gonna be even the tiniest bit upset if I get chopped?

[andexecutioner]

...Depends on how you go out.

[...]

I mean, it'd be weird without you in here all the time, anyway.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ... ]

I like that we're friends too, Juri.

[andexecutioner]

Oh, come on-

[CAN WE NOT]

[innocentloveholic]

[ PFFFFFFT. ]

I'm just kidding! [ sort of. not really. she knows he doesn't like the word so— ] I like that we like to associate with each other and talk about whatever we feel like talking about, and that we'd miss each other's company a little if I was gone!

[andexecutioner]

It's. That's pretty much the same thing.

[...Just. His face in his hands, oh my god.]

...It's fine. Whatever.

[innocentloveholic]

[ A couple of giggles before she's just gonna... go back to playing with her new toy. ]

I guess it is, isn't it! [ guess we're just on the s.s. friendship together, buddy, let's have a good cruise while it lasts. ] Oh we~ll! Hey, so, have you totally given anyone else a gift like this?

[andexecutioner]

...A couple of people, yeah.

[...did you expect him to be forthcoming or]

[innocentloveholic]

[ no she didn't ]

I'll totally be on the lookout for them then! [ or she'll just ask. ] Are they all semi-cute wood-carving stuff like this?

[andexecutioner]

One of them was. The other one...

[Eh, well.]

I gave Mozu something.

[innocentloveholic]

What was it?

[andexecutioner]

It was sort of like those things Ferid makes.

[...You know, the almost fucking sarcastic amount of plush cats he's got on his shelves right now.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ ........ ]

A little cat? That's so cute! [ ... ] Speaking of, you totally missed out on all the fun by not coming to our fashion show cat party. Everyone spoke in like, adorable meow puns!

[ literally like maybe two people entertained her on that front, don't be fooled. ]

[andexecutioner]

...Yeah, I'm not exactly regretting anything, based on that.

[...Juri, you're an asshole.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...Juri, you're an asshole. ]

You're so meeeeeeeeeean, Adjudi-cat-or. [ the emphasis is necessary. ] Did you at least watch? We totally had some really cute fashions, and some people even had fun on the catwalk!

[andexecutioner]

Of course I watched; I always do.

[...uh]

...It's kind of my job.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ... ]

Well, yeah, but just because you watch doesn't mean you pay attention to what you're watching. Like, I watch Femt's shows all the time, but I totally zone out like ten minutes in because it's kinda boring waiting for the finale to begin.

[andexecutioner]

No, I pay attention to what I'm watching. I don't really space out all that much.

[innocentloveholic]

I'm totally jealousssss, it's gotta be great to have that much patience! [ Or... to have an attention span more than like five minutes, probably.

speaking of small attention spans, ] You didn't answer my question about bodies though. You got side-tracked by wearing people, and there was this little guy...

[ wiggle wiggle her little pandabat. ]

What do you do with the bodies of the deceased?