PRIVATE MEETINGS

[andexecutioner]

If you'd like to have a private meeting with the Adjudicator, this is where you should go! The Adjudicator is available at almost all hours of the day; just knock and he'll answer.

Comments are screened for privacy; no eavesdropping, that's rude.

Comments

[innocentloveholic]

If this is the hill you wanna die on, then that's fine by me! [ but she totally knows better.

...definitely. ] My question still stands though! Are you gonna be even the tiniest bit upset if I get chopped?

[andexecutioner]

...Depends on how you go out.

[...]

I mean, it'd be weird without you in here all the time, anyway.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ... ]

I like that we're friends too, Juri.

[andexecutioner]

Oh, come on-

[CAN WE NOT]

[innocentloveholic]

[ PFFFFFFT. ]

I'm just kidding! [ sort of. not really. she knows he doesn't like the word so— ] I like that we like to associate with each other and talk about whatever we feel like talking about, and that we'd miss each other's company a little if I was gone!

[andexecutioner]

It's. That's pretty much the same thing.

[...Just. His face in his hands, oh my god.]

...It's fine. Whatever.

[innocentloveholic]

[ A couple of giggles before she's just gonna... go back to playing with her new toy. ]

I guess it is, isn't it! [ guess we're just on the s.s. friendship together, buddy, let's have a good cruise while it lasts. ] Oh we~ll! Hey, so, have you totally given anyone else a gift like this?

[andexecutioner]

...A couple of people, yeah.

[...did you expect him to be forthcoming or]

[innocentloveholic]

[ no she didn't ]

I'll totally be on the lookout for them then! [ or she'll just ask. ] Are they all semi-cute wood-carving stuff like this?

[andexecutioner]

One of them was. The other one...

[Eh, well.]

I gave Mozu something.

[innocentloveholic]

What was it?

[andexecutioner]

It was sort of like those things Ferid makes.

[...You know, the almost fucking sarcastic amount of plush cats he's got on his shelves right now.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ ........ ]

A little cat? That's so cute! [ ... ] Speaking of, you totally missed out on all the fun by not coming to our fashion show cat party. Everyone spoke in like, adorable meow puns!

[ literally like maybe two people entertained her on that front, don't be fooled. ]

[andexecutioner]

...Yeah, I'm not exactly regretting anything, based on that.

[...Juri, you're an asshole.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...Juri, you're an asshole. ]

You're so meeeeeeeeeean, Adjudi-cat-or. [ the emphasis is necessary. ] Did you at least watch? We totally had some really cute fashions, and some people even had fun on the catwalk!

[andexecutioner]

Of course I watched; I always do.

[...uh]

...It's kind of my job.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ... ]

Well, yeah, but just because you watch doesn't mean you pay attention to what you're watching. Like, I watch Femt's shows all the time, but I totally zone out like ten minutes in because it's kinda boring waiting for the finale to begin.

[andexecutioner]

No, I pay attention to what I'm watching. I don't really space out all that much.

[innocentloveholic]

I'm totally jealousssss, it's gotta be great to have that much patience! [ Or... to have an attention span more than like five minutes, probably.

speaking of small attention spans, ] You didn't answer my question about bodies though. You got side-tracked by wearing people, and there was this little guy...

[ wiggle wiggle her little pandabat. ]

What do you do with the bodies of the deceased?

[andexecutioner]

[In fairness, he did confirm in the process that he does not in fact wear them.]

Why do you want to know?

[innocentloveholic]

What, a girl can't just be curious anymore?

[andexecutioner]

...Most people don't ask where something's kept unless they want to go looking for it.

[innocentloveholic]

I'm more interested in how they're being kept fresh, if they are. I mean, what am I gonna do with a dead body, reanimate it like that Frankenstein guy? There's no lightning here.

[andexecutioner]

...So if I gave you lightning - somehow - could you actually do that.

[MORBID...CURIOSITY COMPELS... jesus he has the attention span of a fucking flea during this conversation but he's trying.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ OH MY GOD....... DOES SHE...... YANK HIS CHAIN A LITTLE??? ]

Oh, without a doubt! [ yes, yes she will. ] I don't think they'd be anything like they were before—the soul is often considered someone's essence, right? If they didn't have their soul, they wouldn't be them, and since you take those...

I guess they'd be more like a blank slate or a zombie?