PRIVATE MEETINGS

[andexecutioner]

If you'd like to have a private meeting with the Adjudicator, this is where you should go! The Adjudicator is available at almost all hours of the day; just knock and he'll answer.

Comments are screened for privacy; no eavesdropping, that's rude.

Comments

[innocentloveholic]

[ One day, she's gonna enter without knocking.

Today's not that day. Mostly because she needs to be on his good side, especially since when she comes in this time (after banging her poor aching fist on the door two times, dear lord you can't half-ass anything can you), the very adorable flyer she's been slapping onto everything and everyone is getting slapped right onto his desk. ]

You're totally invited to the party too!

[ .....that's it that's all, hi. ]

[andexecutioner]

[...Uh.

Well, today it seems the black button-up and jeans are making a reappearance, and he was currently actually using the desk instead of just...staring off into space; admittedly he was using it for doodling stuff and writing little notes down and what have you, so it's not like she's interrupting anything important, but he'll kind of. Straighten up and stare at her just the same.]

...I'm not really one for parties.

[innocentloveholic]

[ Ooh, doodl—not important right now! Also is there a chair, I'm assuming there is so she can sit down all important-like. ]

Half our party isn't, but they're still coming! And it's gonna be right outside your door anyway, you should totally come!

[ She came prepared with such good reasoning, friend. ]

[andexecutioner]

[There is, don't worry.]

I'm pretty sure most people won't want the person who captured them to be there, Amorous.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...He has a point; most of them probably wouldn't want him around. ON THE OTHER HAND— ]

I'm pretty sure the only people who like having Ferid around are me [ AND EVEN THAT IS DEBATABLE ] and some of the nicer people who totally can't say no, like Cultivating and Chitoge! And he still shows his face everywhere.

[andexecutioner]

[...Aligula, how do you say this politely - ]

I don't know if you've noticed, but Ferid's kind of like that.

[...Judging from his tone, he means "a total shitshow."]

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...okay, that's funny, sorry she can't really help giggling— ]

He so totally is, but like, no one says you can't be like that! It shows you're... [ uh. hm. what is a nice word for what ferid is. ] Cooonnnfident?

[andexecutioner]

That's one word for it, yeah.

[You know, a word you can say in polite company.]

I've got enough confidence, though - just not too interested in partying. You can still visit if you want, though, I'm not going to stop you.

[innocentloveholic]

It wouldn't really be good for a hostess to leave her party... [ But on the other hand, getting to know hi—oh wait!! ]

Would you mind answering some of the questions I wrote up to help people find their soulmates right now? Since I'm not gonna be a bad host like Ferid and come bother you when I'm trying to throw a party.

[ there is no way this can go wrong. ]

I'll choose really simple, easy ones! [ Really simple, stupid ones. ] Pretty pretty please, Adjudicator? Juri?

[andexecutioner]

[...how...how much is he going to regret this...]

If I can't answer them, I'll tell you, but...sure?

[innocentloveholic]

[ Y E S SHE WINS. ]

Okay, okay! So, hmmm, let's skip the romancey ones since you're not into that... [ Because of course her question list has those.

Speaking of her question list: it's coming out of the top of her dress. ...It was folded and hanging on the white part of her costume, don't worry. ]

Okaaaaay, then... If you were marooned on an island, what are the five things you'd take with you? [ look, it's not a question you have to regret yet ]

[andexecutioner]

[...That's...surprisingly sane, thank you. I mean, he has to think about it? But it's not bad.]

A knife, rope, a really big sheet of canvas, a massive box of matches and...I don't know. A net.

[innocentloveholic]

[ Shelter, fire, food... ]

Most people would totally say "an inflatable raft" or something like that so they'd be able to get off the island!

[andexecutioner]

Most people are kind of stupid, then, because if they're more than three days from land they stand a good chance of dying.

[innocentloveholic]

I never said they were smart. [ ...She wouldn't say raft either, but her list is also not, like, survival-worthy.

Anyway, ] Next one! If you were a vegetable, which one would you be?





[ THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS SOULMATE-FINDING QUESTIONS. ]

[andexecutioner]

[...THE MOST SERIOUS.]

...I actually don't know. Does it make a difference?

[innocentloveholic]

Well, duh it does, or I wouldn't have put it on here! Do you think an avocado can be a successful soulmate to a cucumber, Adjudicator?

[andexecutioner]

If they're going for a threeway with a tomato you've got an acceptable salad, yeah.

[innocentloveholic]

[ THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT SHE'S HERE FOR, ADJUDICATOR!! ]

That's surprisingly spicy of you! Threeways. [ it's said all like—okay, it isn't said, it's sort of squealed? girls. ] I've never heard of a threeway soulmate-thingy, but like, maybe it's totally out there!

[ Maybe. ]

Take your time to think of what vegetable you are. If it helps, I'm totally a carrot! [ ........... ] They're sweet when they're tiny, and they're really sharp.

[ she is tiny and sweet and also sharp. ]

[andexecutioner]

...I'll think about it.

Anything else you want to know in the meantime?

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...okay. ]

What's the one kink you just have to shame?

[andexecutioner]

[You know, he doesn't seem as bothered by that as he could be?]

...I've known a lot of people who are into some weird things. There's some stuff I don't get, sure - the whole...adult-baby thing, thing involving animals, whatever vore thinks it's trying to be - but as long as people aren't doing it around me I don't really care. Wear all the diapers you want, I just don't want to know about it.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...She loves asking him stuff from her sheet, holy shit, she's bringing this again next time she comes. ]

So you're a kink-and-let-kink kinda guy, huh... [ She's nodding like this is actually important information to take in. ...and maybe it is, who knows. ] What are you into?

[ This. isn't on her question sheet but he doesn't know that, it's fine. ]

[andexecutioner]

I've been called a sadist a lot, but that's probably not a surprise.

[Given murdergame.]

[innocentloveholic]

It's not, but does it like, choke your chicken? That's what's important here.

[ this is such an important conversation. ]