PRIVATE MEETINGS

[andexecutioner]

If you'd like to have a private meeting with the Adjudicator, this is where you should go! The Adjudicator is available at almost all hours of the day; just knock and he'll answer.

Comments are screened for privacy; no eavesdropping, that's rude.

Comments

[innocentloveholic]

[ Y E S SHE WINS. ]

Okay, okay! So, hmmm, let's skip the romancey ones since you're not into that... [ Because of course her question list has those.

Speaking of her question list: it's coming out of the top of her dress. ...It was folded and hanging on the white part of her costume, don't worry. ]

Okaaaaay, then... If you were marooned on an island, what are the five things you'd take with you? [ look, it's not a question you have to regret yet ]

[andexecutioner]

[...That's...surprisingly sane, thank you. I mean, he has to think about it? But it's not bad.]

A knife, rope, a really big sheet of canvas, a massive box of matches and...I don't know. A net.

[innocentloveholic]

[ Shelter, fire, food... ]

Most people would totally say "an inflatable raft" or something like that so they'd be able to get off the island!

[andexecutioner]

Most people are kind of stupid, then, because if they're more than three days from land they stand a good chance of dying.

[innocentloveholic]

I never said they were smart. [ ...She wouldn't say raft either, but her list is also not, like, survival-worthy.

Anyway, ] Next one! If you were a vegetable, which one would you be?





[ THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS SOULMATE-FINDING QUESTIONS. ]

[andexecutioner]

[...THE MOST SERIOUS.]

...I actually don't know. Does it make a difference?

[innocentloveholic]

Well, duh it does, or I wouldn't have put it on here! Do you think an avocado can be a successful soulmate to a cucumber, Adjudicator?

[andexecutioner]

If they're going for a threeway with a tomato you've got an acceptable salad, yeah.

[innocentloveholic]

[ THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT SHE'S HERE FOR, ADJUDICATOR!! ]

That's surprisingly spicy of you! Threeways. [ it's said all like—okay, it isn't said, it's sort of squealed? girls. ] I've never heard of a threeway soulmate-thingy, but like, maybe it's totally out there!

[ Maybe. ]

Take your time to think of what vegetable you are. If it helps, I'm totally a carrot! [ ........... ] They're sweet when they're tiny, and they're really sharp.

[ she is tiny and sweet and also sharp. ]

[andexecutioner]

...I'll think about it.

Anything else you want to know in the meantime?

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...okay. ]

What's the one kink you just have to shame?

[andexecutioner]

[You know, he doesn't seem as bothered by that as he could be?]

...I've known a lot of people who are into some weird things. There's some stuff I don't get, sure - the whole...adult-baby thing, thing involving animals, whatever vore thinks it's trying to be - but as long as people aren't doing it around me I don't really care. Wear all the diapers you want, I just don't want to know about it.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...She loves asking him stuff from her sheet, holy shit, she's bringing this again next time she comes. ]

So you're a kink-and-let-kink kinda guy, huh... [ She's nodding like this is actually important information to take in. ...and maybe it is, who knows. ] What are you into?

[ This. isn't on her question sheet but he doesn't know that, it's fine. ]

[andexecutioner]

I've been called a sadist a lot, but that's probably not a surprise.

[Given murdergame.]

[innocentloveholic]

It's not, but does it like, choke your chicken? That's what's important here.

[ this is such an important conversation. ]

[andexecutioner]

[....................]

Watercress.

To answer your question about the vegetables.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ......................................

she's taking that as a yes. ]

How anti-climatic! How boring! [ Watercress. ] Do you like swimming and stuff then?

[ bc watercress = water right, yeah that's... actually a very decent assumption to make. ]

[andexecutioner]

It's been a while since I've done anything like that; I don't really get a lot of opportunity, let's say.

[innocentloveholic]

Do you have to oversee stuff like this often?

[andexecutioner]

All the time.

[innocentloveholic]

Oooh~! Can you tell me about your other game-thingies? Like, which ones were your favorites or which ones you totally hated?

[ or should they go back to the soulmate questions. ]

[andexecutioner]

Maybe some other time. The ones I hated were all boring, anyway - they were usually just full of stupid people.

[So much shrugging.

...Soulmate questions are. Uh. Acceptable. He supposes.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ yes and this one's fully of salty people, that's much more entertaining.

Let her give her questionnaire another loook hmm, anything particular she wants to... know... oh! ]

Last question, and totally the most important one of all! When's your birthday?

[andexecutioner]

[He actually goes kind of quiet at that one for a moment.]

I actually don't know.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...huh. Aligula studies him for a second, then carefully folds her soulmate questions up and places them right back where she got them from. ]

Me neither, so I just pick a day I like every couple of decades until I forget that's when I'm supposed to be celebrating, and then I just pick another! I have parties back home all the time anyway, so it doesn't really matter. [ Every day's your birthday if you want it to be, essentially. ] But that's like, totally because it's been way too long for me to remember. You're way too young for that excuse.

[ ... ]

Pick a day and tell me! And then we can totally celebrate it. Maybe not like, all of us, but you and me can! It'll be so totally the funnest, I'll even give you a birthday gift! [ from the vending machine, but anyway, ]