PRIVATE MEETINGS

[andexecutioner]

If you'd like to have a private meeting with the Adjudicator, this is where you should go! The Adjudicator is available at almost all hours of the day; just knock and he'll answer.

Comments are screened for privacy; no eavesdropping, that's rude.

Comments

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...okay, that's funny, sorry she can't really help giggling— ]

He so totally is, but like, no one says you can't be like that! It shows you're... [ uh. hm. what is a nice word for what ferid is. ] Cooonnnfident?

[andexecutioner]

That's one word for it, yeah.

[You know, a word you can say in polite company.]

I've got enough confidence, though - just not too interested in partying. You can still visit if you want, though, I'm not going to stop you.

[innocentloveholic]

It wouldn't really be good for a hostess to leave her party... [ But on the other hand, getting to know hi—oh wait!! ]

Would you mind answering some of the questions I wrote up to help people find their soulmates right now? Since I'm not gonna be a bad host like Ferid and come bother you when I'm trying to throw a party.

[ there is no way this can go wrong. ]

I'll choose really simple, easy ones! [ Really simple, stupid ones. ] Pretty pretty please, Adjudicator? Juri?

[andexecutioner]

[...how...how much is he going to regret this...]

If I can't answer them, I'll tell you, but...sure?

[innocentloveholic]

[ Y E S SHE WINS. ]

Okay, okay! So, hmmm, let's skip the romancey ones since you're not into that... [ Because of course her question list has those.

Speaking of her question list: it's coming out of the top of her dress. ...It was folded and hanging on the white part of her costume, don't worry. ]

Okaaaaay, then... If you were marooned on an island, what are the five things you'd take with you? [ look, it's not a question you have to regret yet ]

[andexecutioner]

[...That's...surprisingly sane, thank you. I mean, he has to think about it? But it's not bad.]

A knife, rope, a really big sheet of canvas, a massive box of matches and...I don't know. A net.

[innocentloveholic]

[ Shelter, fire, food... ]

Most people would totally say "an inflatable raft" or something like that so they'd be able to get off the island!

[andexecutioner]

Most people are kind of stupid, then, because if they're more than three days from land they stand a good chance of dying.

[innocentloveholic]

I never said they were smart. [ ...She wouldn't say raft either, but her list is also not, like, survival-worthy.

Anyway, ] Next one! If you were a vegetable, which one would you be?





[ THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS SOULMATE-FINDING QUESTIONS. ]

[andexecutioner]

[...THE MOST SERIOUS.]

...I actually don't know. Does it make a difference?

[innocentloveholic]

Well, duh it does, or I wouldn't have put it on here! Do you think an avocado can be a successful soulmate to a cucumber, Adjudicator?

[andexecutioner]

If they're going for a threeway with a tomato you've got an acceptable salad, yeah.

[innocentloveholic]

[ THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT SHE'S HERE FOR, ADJUDICATOR!! ]

That's surprisingly spicy of you! Threeways. [ it's said all like—okay, it isn't said, it's sort of squealed? girls. ] I've never heard of a threeway soulmate-thingy, but like, maybe it's totally out there!

[ Maybe. ]

Take your time to think of what vegetable you are. If it helps, I'm totally a carrot! [ ........... ] They're sweet when they're tiny, and they're really sharp.

[ she is tiny and sweet and also sharp. ]

[andexecutioner]

...I'll think about it.

Anything else you want to know in the meantime?

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...okay. ]

What's the one kink you just have to shame?

[andexecutioner]

[You know, he doesn't seem as bothered by that as he could be?]

...I've known a lot of people who are into some weird things. There's some stuff I don't get, sure - the whole...adult-baby thing, thing involving animals, whatever vore thinks it's trying to be - but as long as people aren't doing it around me I don't really care. Wear all the diapers you want, I just don't want to know about it.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...She loves asking him stuff from her sheet, holy shit, she's bringing this again next time she comes. ]

So you're a kink-and-let-kink kinda guy, huh... [ She's nodding like this is actually important information to take in. ...and maybe it is, who knows. ] What are you into?

[ This. isn't on her question sheet but he doesn't know that, it's fine. ]

[andexecutioner]

I've been called a sadist a lot, but that's probably not a surprise.

[Given murdergame.]

[innocentloveholic]

It's not, but does it like, choke your chicken? That's what's important here.

[ this is such an important conversation. ]

[andexecutioner]

[....................]

Watercress.

To answer your question about the vegetables.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ......................................

she's taking that as a yes. ]

How anti-climatic! How boring! [ Watercress. ] Do you like swimming and stuff then?

[ bc watercress = water right, yeah that's... actually a very decent assumption to make. ]

[andexecutioner]

It's been a while since I've done anything like that; I don't really get a lot of opportunity, let's say.

[innocentloveholic]

Do you have to oversee stuff like this often?

[andexecutioner]

All the time.

[innocentloveholic]

Oooh~! Can you tell me about your other game-thingies? Like, which ones were your favorites or which ones you totally hated?

[ or should they go back to the soulmate questions. ]