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[ ...says the woman who starts on the topic of love literally five seconds into most of her conversations, how could you have ever thought she was anywhere near amorous!! ]
I'm sure I would've remembered a face as cute as yours though, especially since we've got like, six people who are total zeroes on the hotness scale.
[ And two people who are barely better than that. And some middle ground, and then Thanks For Existing, You Fucking Saved The Round From Being A Total Ugfest. ]
There's no probably about it! [ The poor door gets a smack for emphasis. ] Were we interviewed? Are you part of the paparazzi? Did you become a judge because your name is Juri?
[ ...That last one doesn't actually correlate to the rest of her questions, but she was curious... ]
[...MADAM, BETWEEN YOU AND FERID AND TERUMI HE IS STARTING TO SUSPECT THIS WAS A MISTAKE]
I didn't really need to interview any of you, no - and I'm not a member of the paparazzi, either. Dealt with a few people like that, but I'm not, personally.
...Also she's not entirely convinced he's telling her the whole truth, but then again, a couple of her cohorts also don't really do that. #justanotherday ]
Did you sign up for the job or were you just picked for it? [ Because like, there's definitely a different light to see him in if he was picked for it. Tragic anti-hero..!! ]
Do you mind if people visit you? Do you have any like, restrictions on that? Like, "don't come knocking at three in the morning, I need my beauty sleep" or something?
[ because dude if you do not, you will never guess who is going to come knocking at like three in the fucking morning here. ]
I need my beauty sleep. [ .......... ] But yeah, you'll probably see me sometime! If someone doesn't like, decide to kill me first.
[ Speaking of that— ] Do we win something aside from our freedom if we don't get caught? I thought it might be something like money or our own little resort lodge thingy to do games like this in.
[ That is just asking for her to come in whenever she passes by the foyer, she will catch him. Or try really, really hard to. ]
I totally will. [ ...She'll just walk in without knocking next time, or something. Tap tap tap... ] Okay, last question, but it's not like, a real question? It's just a totally important request.
Dooooo you think you can get me some party streamers? [ we are distinctly lacking in those. ]
You never know where you're gonna find yours, bub. You can't discount a place like this.
[ so uh,
yes. ]
I think everyone'll be happier with a little love in their life, that's all! Even if it's fleeting. It makes even the worst situations liveable! [ hi juri do you like your hopeless romantic because she likes you, mostly. ]
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I'm pretty sure most of them are kind of obvious, when it comes to how I got there.
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[ ...says the woman who starts on the topic of love literally five seconds into most of her conversations, how could you have ever thought she was anywhere near amorous!! ]
I'm sure I would've remembered a face as cute as yours though, especially since we've got like, six people who are total zeroes on the hotness scale.
[ And two people who are barely better than that. And some middle ground, and then Thanks For Existing, You Fucking Saved The Round From Being A Total Ugfest. ]
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[He is aware of the compliment, but hell if he knows what to do with it, dear god. So let's just. Business? Business. Yes.]
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[ ...That last one doesn't actually correlate to the rest of her questions, but she was curious... ]
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I didn't really need to interview any of you, no - and I'm not a member of the paparazzi, either. Dealt with a few people like that, but I'm not, personally.
And...not really, but it's an interesting guess.
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...Also she's not entirely convinced he's telling her the whole truth, but then again, a couple of her cohorts also don't really do that. #justanotherday ]
Did you sign up for the job or were you just picked for it? [ Because like, there's definitely a different light to see him in if he was picked for it. Tragic anti-hero..!! ]
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[Which isn't really saying he was picked, but it's not saying he wasn't?]
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How long have you been doing this? You're only 25. [ ... ] Is it a passion? Like, do you like doing this? Did you always want to be a judgey person?
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that's okay. ]
Ooooh, does that mean you're gonna order us around? [ why do you have to say it Like That, aligula. ]
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1/2
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Do you mind if people visit you? Do you have any like, restrictions on that? Like, "don't come knocking at three in the morning, I need my beauty sleep" or something?
[ because dude if you do not, you will never guess who is going to come knocking at like three in the fucking morning here. ]
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[ Speaking of that— ] Do we win something aside from our freedom if we don't get caught? I thought it might be something like money or our own little resort lodge thingy to do games like this in.
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Takes the fun out of it, right?
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Siiiigh, accompanied by a shrug. ]
I guuuuess. Can you tell me more if I catch you adorably disheveled after just waking up? [ Implying he isn't already that, Aligula. ]
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Let's see if you can manage that in the first place, first.
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I totally will. [ ...She'll just walk in without knocking next time, or something. Tap tap tap... ] Okay, last question, but it's not like, a real question? It's just a totally important request.
Dooooo you think you can get me some party streamers? [ we are distinctly lacking in those. ]
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...Why do you need them?
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For a party? [ WHAT ELSE, HUN. ]
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[...]
I am going to regret asking that. I know I'm going to regret asking that.
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You will not, it's totally great! [ Drumroll, please—never mind, she can do her own drumroll with her knuckles on the door. ]
It's a soulmate-finding party!
[ ......see, it's not totally awful. ]
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[He says, with all the utter joy of the flattest "what" on the planet.]
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You never know where you're gonna find yours, bub. You can't discount a place like this.
[ so uh,
yes. ]
I think everyone'll be happier with a little love in their life, that's all! Even if it's fleeting. It makes even the worst situations liveable! [ hi juri do you like your hopeless romantic because she likes you, mostly. ]
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