PRIVATE MEETINGS

[andexecutioner]

If you'd like to have a private meeting with the Adjudicator, this is where you should go! The Adjudicator is available at almost all hours of the day; just knock and he'll answer.

Comments are screened for privacy; no eavesdropping, that's rude.

Comments

[andexecutioner]

I wasn't signed up. This is just sort of what I do.

[Which isn't really saying he was picked, but it's not saying he wasn't?]

[innocentloveholic]

[ TRAGIC ANTI-HERO!!! ]

How long have you been doing this? You're only 25. [ ... ] Is it a passion? Like, do you like doing this? Did you always want to be a judgey person?

[andexecutioner]

...I don't mind it, I guess. As long as people do what they're told and don't get too annoying, it's not all that bad.

[innocentloveholic]

[ there were like several questions there and you answered like one.

that's okay. ]

Ooooh, does that mean you're gonna order us around? [ why do you have to say it Like That, aligula. ]

[andexecutioner]

...As long as you don't make me, no?

1/2

[innocentloveholic]

[ ............. ]

[innocentloveholic]

[ well anyway, ]

Do you mind if people visit you? Do you have any like, restrictions on that? Like, "don't come knocking at three in the morning, I need my beauty sleep" or something?

[ because dude if you do not, you will never guess who is going to come knocking at like three in the fucking morning here. ]

[andexecutioner]

You know, I'd answer properly, but I'm just going to leave it at "I guess I'm going to be seeing you at three in the morning."

[innocentloveholic]

I need my beauty sleep. [ .......... ] But yeah, you'll probably see me sometime! If someone doesn't like, decide to kill me first.

[ Speaking of that— ] Do we win something aside from our freedom if we don't get caught? I thought it might be something like money or our own little resort lodge thingy to do games like this in.

[andexecutioner]

You might get a lot of things. You'll have to play the game to see, though, I can't tell you everything right now.

Takes the fun out of it, right?

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...She's frowning a little, because he sounds like a certain someone she knows, but...

Siiiigh, accompanied by a shrug. ]

I guuuuess. Can you tell me more if I catch you adorably disheveled after just waking up? [ Implying he isn't already that, Aligula. ]

[andexecutioner]

[Sorry, Aligula.]

Let's see if you can manage that in the first place, first.

[innocentloveholic]

[ That is just asking for her to come in whenever she passes by the foyer, she will catch him. Or try really, really hard to. ]

I totally will. [ ...She'll just walk in without knocking next time, or something. Tap tap tap... ] Okay, last question, but it's not like, a real question? It's just a totally important request.

Dooooo you think you can get me some party streamers? [ we are distinctly lacking in those. ]

[andexecutioner]

[.............uh]

...Why do you need them?

[innocentloveholic]

[ ............ ]

For a party? [ WHAT ELSE, HUN. ]

[andexecutioner]

What sort of party are you wanting to throw in here?

[...]

I am going to regret asking that. I know I'm going to regret asking that.

[innocentloveholic]

[ WHAT, HOW RUDE??? ]

You will not, it's totally great! [ Drumroll, please—never mind, she can do her own drumroll with her knuckles on the door. ]

It's a soulmate-finding party!

[ ......see, it's not totally awful. ]

[andexecutioner]

...You want people to find their soulmates in here.

[He says, with all the utter joy of the flattest "what" on the planet.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ .......... ]

You never know where you're gonna find yours, bub. You can't discount a place like this.

[ so uh,

yes. ]

I think everyone'll be happier with a little love in their life, that's all! Even if it's fleeting. It makes even the worst situations liveable! [ hi juri do you like your hopeless romantic because she likes you, mostly. ]

[andexecutioner]

...Good luck, I guess. Though you'll have to make it work without the streamers.

[god help us

you're...an experience, let's put it that way]

[innocentloveholic]

[ what a kind word.

she's definitely not satisfied with that—give her streamers, dammit.—but... fine, fine. the parties she went to never had streamers anyway and they were plenty fun, this one can totally work without it too. ]

Fine, fine. [ ... ] Take care, Adjudicator! I'll be back~!

[ Some... time... tomorrow, probably. But for now, it's a brief wave before she leaves. ]