andexecutioner | PRIVATE MEETINGS

[ It's a beautiful invitation, isn't it. She worked very hard on it. ]

Sort of? At the meeting, he mentioned he and Angel got in contact with a ghost. Chitoge's, maybe, since that's who they were gunning for. Angel confessed to her and everything, the little scoundrel! I'm soooo proud of her. The timing matches up, so it was probably about that...

[ as weird as "relief, panic, and regret" fits into that. ]

And I learned some other stuff about him that no one else knows—except probably you—and he made a total fool out of himself because of my sweet little vengeance, so I don't really care!

...Are you just in the practice of drugging people you like, or...?

[Because seriously, lady.]

I haven't drugged you or anyone else here aside from Ferid, have I?

[ The answer is no and as long as no one crosses her again, it will remain that way. ]

Anyway, I'm not just here for chit-chat, so don't distract me with dumb stuff like that! [ haha, that rhymed. ] Hmmm... Today's the first super good day of a super good week, so I'm gonna say for every question I ask you, you can ask me one. Does that sound like fun to you?

[...well, this is going to be exciting, isn't it.]

Sure, I guess.

[...]

If I don't answer one of yours, you can skip mine and move on to the next one of yours. For fairness' sake.

[ it's going to be something. ]

Okay! The same goes for you if I skip one of your questions too, then. [ fair is fair, after all. ]

So, my first one's totally easy! Do you know German? And I'm not talking like, conversational, I mean like really know it.

[ ...that's the thing Ferid wanted her to ask about, she might as well get it out of the way. ]

[...Huh.]

I can understand it just fine, yeah. Besides conversational.

Understanding a language is different than knowing it, isn't it? When I think "knowing" I think about, hmm... being able to speak it and write in it, not just be able to hear it or see it and go, "Oh, I totally know what that means!"

[ ...or something like that. ]

[So much headtilting, Aligula.]

I guess that's true.

[He actually has to think about it, though.]

I could communicate in it well enough if I had to. I've done it before, though I haven't tested out my writing abilities in a while - I haven't had too much need for it.

[ Ooh. Aligula flips through her notebook idly—she needs the page Ferid wrote on for her eventual next question. ]

...Ferid was curious because someone found something in German, and when he read it out for us, it was basically just like, the writer's complaints about someone who was super boring.

[ She tilts her head up a little, the movement more to mark her glancing up at him to gauge his reaction. He had a weird look the last time she mentioned someone found something, so. ]

Super boring...?

[He tilts his head a bit at that, and again, his expression does flicker a bit - not like he's having a moment of recognition, more like he's trying to work out what the fuck she's talking about.]

You're asking if I wrote that, then?

I'm not asking anything! It's not my turn.

[ thanks for being particular today, Aligula. ]

...But Ferid was wondering if it something like your diary or something like that, yeah. [ Juri... keeping a diary...... ]

Take this to him, then, if he still has it.

[He locates a sheet of paper, scrawls a few words on it.

Was auch immer das was Sie haben, ist es nicht meine.

The handwriting won't match, by the way.]

[ ...she wishes she bothered to learn languages aside from a few words from The Language Of Love.

She'll grab it and tuck it into her notebook with a hum then. ]

Will do! You can go ahead.

[...]

If you could request one room in this place, what would you want it to be?

[Please don't fucking say "one with washing machines".]

[ ONE WITH WASHING MACHI no she actually doesn't mind it so much. She'd love one with washing machines but??? ]

...Something with wine? Amatory said you mentioned there was a wine cellar in this place actually, so I told him I'd ask if you'd get it for us soon, since you and I are on pretty good terms... But other than that, hmm...

[ ...oh! Oh!! ]

A spa or a bathhouse! Just a place we can soak away all our worries and bond over bared skin, basically! [ Definitely. ] I was telling Fern waaaay early on that we totally needed one so she could unwind a little, because she's like, super stressed all the time, and it'd be sooooo nice to have in general...

...I'll keep that in mind, I guess.

[He really shouldn't be surprised that you want everyone in here naked. He really shouldn't be.]

Your turn.

[ that's mean, she just wants a place to soak that's hot and spacious!!!!

Okay, next one—actually, she's found the page, and she'll put the notebook on his desk for him to see them. It's those vaguely tifinagh symbols, the ones that were in the book Naoto found a few weeks ago—not all of them, because the journal was littered with lines after lines of them, but it's very clearly page of them that may or may not be out of context, whatever... context that might be. Ferid was only kind enough to fill one page of her notebook with it, so. ]

Can you read this stuff? I got super curious since no one in our interesting little group could, even though a couple of them at least recognized it as some super old huma language.

[ ...it's probably nothing, like just a book translated into a language no one uses anymore, but. who better to possibly know than their host! ]

[He'll stare at it for a moment before shrugging a bit.]

Yeah. Why?

I wanna know what it says!! [ duh. surely this is for some important reason— ] Like, is a draft for a love letter? Is it someone's totally exciting romantic adventure? Is it gossip about who-likes-who, or the writer's type? Or maybe this one's part of someone's diary, and they're totally talking about how the love of their life ignored them, or got killed or something!

[ or it could be for that, yes. ...what do you want from me. ]

...It's someone talking about somebody they don't really like.

[...Yep.]

Oh.

[ ... ]

Your turn again, I guessssss. [ she'll grab her notebook back and close it. |T ]

[...]

Tell me your favorite thing about yourself.

[Remember those soulmate questions...]

[ OF COURSE SHE DOES, and oh, look at that, she's lighting up. she's happy someone's getting use out of them, even now... ]

My dedication! I mean, there's totally a ton I love about me [ she is cute and small and pink and The Best at love ] but nothing really stands out as much as my de-di-ca-tion! It's even the basis of my title.

[ ...she should clarify. ]

My one from back home, not the one you gave me. Queen of Monomania! [ granted it's listed as her occupation on her profile but that's not really the point here. ]

I know what you meant.

[He sounds sort of interested in the answer, though, if nothing else; seems like that was a Good Answer for whatever reason, Aligula, good job?]

It's not the sort of thing most people would think of first about themselves, I'd think; that's...something.

[ she is full of Good Answers all of the time, juri. ]

Most people would say something about their appearance, right? Or... I don't know, say they don't really have a favorite thing about them because they're nothing special? But then they can talk forever about what they love about other people... [ people are so difficult. ]

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