PRIVATE MEETINGS

[andexecutioner]

If you'd like to have a private meeting with the Adjudicator, this is where you should go! The Adjudicator is available at almost all hours of the day; just knock and he'll answer.

Comments are screened for privacy; no eavesdropping, that's rude.

Comments

[innocentloveholic]

Mmmhmm! The parties thing is only because my friends throw them all the time. Just between you and me, I'm totally more used to attending them than hosting them... but it's been sort of fun to do that, too. And I'm totally better at it than Femt is—all he does is food! They're not as fun or creative or awesome as me and Ferid's!

[ femt sucks 2k16 ]

But we watch, like... the city at them? He has a bunch of televisions for it. There's always something happening in Hellsalem's Lot, so it's not like it's boring, but it's just every day chaos. Someone blew up an entire street corner trying to rob a bank, whoopee. A train crashed and killed all of its passengers, plus a couple dozen others, whoooo. Femt cut a god in half and put one portal in a bank robber and put the other on a cute monkey and forced people to play his game of "destroy the other thingy before the two halves meet up and level the entire city" that totally got busted by this kid who hates killing, yippee.

[andexecutioner]

[..............................]

What.

[WHAT IS EVEN THE CONTEXT FOR THAT LAST ONE.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ I MEAN SADLY, THAT IS ALL THE CONTEXT THERE IS FOR THAT LAST ONE?? ]

Femt's more of a mad scientist than I am! Like, he's all properly into it, making up new monsters over breakfast and setting them out on the city whenever he feels like they need a little chaos to shake things up out of their... normal chaos. [ She's the surgical and gizmos side of it, he's the... sciencey side of it. ] He's got some really cute pets too, like a dog with its skeleton on the outside of its body and a bunch of squishy blue stuff in the middle... Like one of those stress toys? It's super friendly.

[ i guess today is the "you thought aligula was a nightmare? her best friends are worse" reveal ]

[andexecutioner]

...You keep some really bizarre company.

[He...sort of knew that, because he knows a good amount about all of you, but at the same time good lord.]

You also must be bored out of your mind here, if that's the sort of thing you're used to.

[innocentloveholic]

I find ways to amuse myself. Parties are part of that, and hanging out with Ferid's always a treat! And then there's you, of course.

[ of course. ]