PRIVATE MEETINGS

[andexecutioner]

If you'd like to have a private meeting with the Adjudicator, this is where you should go! The Adjudicator is available at almost all hours of the day; just knock and he'll answer.

Comments are screened for privacy; no eavesdropping, that's rude.

Comments

... someday I will tag at normal hours but let's pretend this is a normal hour in the day again

[cilantro]

[Knock knock]

Hello, Juri sir? Would if be alright if I stop in for a moment?

[If it helps, Cilan seems to be in a good mood for some reason, judging by the amount of cheeriness in his tone this time.]

[andexecutioner]

[...Well, that's new, isn't it. Huh.]

I don't mind, no - come in if you want to.

[cilantro]

Oh, excellent!

[When Cilan comes in, he has what appears to be something that he's got prepared and held under one arm: from the look of it, it's tea and cookies?]

If you're not busy, I wanted to discuss something with you regarding my world... oh, and I made these a little while ago, so you're welcome to try some if you'd like!

[Juri will find that there is no poisoning to be worried about here if he accepts: it is in fact just normal (but very tasty) tea and cookies he has with him.]

[andexecutioner]

[Good to know, though he actually doesn't suspect that Cilan's going to poison him, just because...this is Cilan here. Come on.]

...Sure thing.

[Tea sounds acceptable, anyway. Hm.]

But yeah, if you've got something on your mind, go ahead.

[cilantro]

Ah, thank you for allowing me a moment of your time!

[He'll take a seat after placing the cookies within reach of Juri, as well as the tea.]

Alright, so... I want to know what your opinion would be regarding what type of Pokemon you think would have the most suitable taste for you, if you were a Pokemon Trainer?

[... We're so sorry for this but the time has finally come, Juri: it's time for Cilan to have a talk with you about homestuck pokemon and your trollsona theoretical pokemon partner.]

[andexecutioner]

[...Cilan. Cilan, oh my god.]

You're probably more likely to know that than I am, right? I mean, even if I know a lot about your world, you're the expert on this sort of thing, not me.

[cilantro]

Perhaps, but when it comes to making a proper assessment as a Pokemon Connoisseur, it's important to get a taste of what the client's thinking. I couldn't possibly make a proper match unless I'm certain it would be good for both the Pokemon and the person involved.

[Anyway--]

Let's see... ah, you like cats, right? I could start by telling you about all of the Pokemon of the feline persuasion, if you'd like?

[andexecutioner]

Sure.

[...]

...I'm going to guess that people here have caught you up on what cats are, given the whole feline thing.

[cilantro]

More or less: granted, the cats that many here seem to be more familiar with sound like they have a rather simple flavor in comparison to what I'm used to.

[Cats that don't have super powers like wow that's kind of boring??]

In Unova, where I'm from, the one you'd be most likely to find is... [sigh] Purrloin, as well as Liepard, the Pokemon that they can evolve into in order to gain a stronger, more appealing flavor. Elsewhere around the world, there's Pokemon like Meowth, Skitty, Glameow, and Espurr, I believe. And of course, they have their own evolved forms too: Persian, Delcatty, Purugly, and Meowstic respectively.

There's also some Pokemon in the Sinnoh region called Shinx and their evolutionary line, as well as Litleo and it's evolved form Pyroar in the Kalos region, but I believe those are more similar to what people here know of as "lions"? Either way, you have a variety of flavors to choose from in regards to Pokemon here.

[andexecutioner]

[He kind of closes his eyes a bit as he listens to all that; it looks like he's thinking something over, anyway.]

...Probably Purrloin, from what I know of them. I don't know much, but...

[Closest thing he can think of, actually.]

...What do you have against them, anyway? I want to hear it from you.

[cilantro]

[At that, there's a slight facial twitch here at the question, but then Cilan's quick to wave a hand as if trying to wave the topic away, smiling again.]

Oh, I'm sure you don't really want to hear about that: it's a bitter flavor of the past that's best left alone, you know?

[andexecutioner]

[Heh.]

Well, I did put your profiles up; chances are good I already know, right?

If you don't want to go on about it, I'm not going to make you.

[cilantro]

[That gets an even more comical facial reaction hearing that like, oh my god CAN YOU NOT--]

In that case, you would understand why I would prefer not to discuss it. [Although...] How did you get that information, anyway?

[The only people who knew some of those things about him before were his brothers, and maybe Ash and Iris since they show up a lot in his dreams here.]

[andexecutioner]

Good question.

[Juri, that isn't helpful.]

You probably wouldn't believe me even if I told you. It doesn't really matter, anyway.

[cilantro]

[... Juri]

After everything that's happened so far during our stay here, I will honestly be surprised if you still have something to say that has an unbelievable taste to it.

[andexecutioner]

Even if the only answer I have for you is "actual magic"?

[...you know

he says that with such a deadpan expression that it's hard to tell if he's fucking with you or not]

[cilantro]

[Juriiiii]

Even magic has a taste that can be explained by the ingredients used to make up it's flavor.

[... Or whatever the fuck that means??]

But if you don't feel like sharing, I'm not going to demand for you to do so.