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Thank the gods. [ He didn't think that was the case, but it's nice to have it verified, he supposes. ] So what's going on with the pens? Are they cursed or possessed?
[ He pauses as something occurs to him. ]
...Would you be able to remove a soul from a pen, if it's been possessed?
[ Why is this a thing that is happening. Inigo leaves the office, and a few minutes later he returns holding a pen which he sets down on Juri's desk. ]
[He'll pick it up after a moment, staring at it as he turns it over in his hands; he takes a second to try to write with it - I AM NO LONGER HUMAN, thanks, pen - before just kind of. Staring some more.]
I've never actually tried this on an inanimate object, so I'm not going to guarantee anything.
That's literally the only thing it writes. [ He says as he watches Juri write with it. The staring the pen gets out of him is actually sort of amusing. ]
Alright.
[ Time to watch and find out if this will result in an actual exorcism. Inigo looks at him intently, curiosity etched on his face. ]
[Well, he's going to touch it and look...incredibly focused at it for a while before just sort of. Stopping? He actually looks sort of cockblocked, what the hell.]
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Thank the gods. [ He didn't think that was the case, but it's nice to have it verified, he supposes. ] So what's going on with the pens? Are they cursed or possessed?
[ He pauses as something occurs to him. ]
...Would you be able to remove a soul from a pen, if it's been possessed?
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You know, I actually don't know why they do...whatever it is they're doing. But if something's actually possessing it, then...yeah? Probably.
[he is so fucking confused right now
of all things he expected to be asked to do at some point, "literal pen exorcism" was not anywhere near that list]
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...Do you want to exorcise a pen.
[ what has his life become, he did not come into Juri's office expecting to utter anything resembling this sentence. ]
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[W H Y]
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[ Why is this a thing that is happening. Inigo leaves the office, and a few minutes later he returns holding a pen which he sets down on Juri's desk. ]
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[He'll pick it up after a moment, staring at it as he turns it over in his hands; he takes a second to try to write with it - I AM NO LONGER HUMAN, thanks, pen - before just kind of. Staring some more.]
I've never actually tried this on an inanimate object, so I'm not going to guarantee anything.
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Alright.
[ Time to watch and find out if this will result in an actual exorcism. Inigo looks at him intently, curiosity etched on his face. ]
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...Huh.
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[ He actually seems a little disappointed. ]