PRIVATE MEETINGS

[andexecutioner]

If you'd like to have a private meeting with the Adjudicator, this is where you should go! The Adjudicator is available at almost all hours of the day; just knock and he'll answer.

Comments are screened for privacy; no eavesdropping, that's rude.

Comments

[innocentloveholic]

A couple of people got mad at me about it. [ ... ] If they all get used, is that it? No more blood bags? Or are you gonna replace them.

[ also ooooh, only probably?? looking forward to your attendance to her fashion show xoxoxo ]

[andexecutioner]

[as long as we don't expect him to wear anything you guys are designing...maybe.]

...Why were you cutting them up, anyway?

[innocentloveholic]

[ oh my god ]

...I wanted to see if they were like my boyfriend or if they were just normal blood bags.

[andexecutioner]

...You guys are the only people I'm keeping in here, there isn't going to suddenly be sentient...

[...uh...]

...Anything else.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ... ]

That would've been nice to know before I bothered checking them. [ huffff. ] So you don't even have your cat here?

[andexecutioner]

You probably would've seen her by now, if my cat was around.

I couldn't keep her somewhere like this anyway. I don't know where she's at right now, but I'm assuming one of the people I know has her.

[innocentloveholic]

Do you at least have pictures of her to keep you company?

[ ...like he's going to get seriously lonely without his cat around ]

[andexecutioner]

No...?

[aligula please]

[innocentloveholic]

[ ......... ]

Too bad! I wanted to see her. [ ...also: ] What was with that, anyway? I thought humas always kept pictures of their pets and other things they liked around.

[andexecutioner]

Let's say I'm not really one for pictures and cameras.

[...Given that he's still got no picture on that profile of his, that. That makes sense.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ ......yeah that. that makes sense. ]

Soooo if I ever get a camera, you're not gonna let me take a picture of you? Photography's totally one of my hobbies! [ along with photoshopping. ]

[andexecutioner]

[...Uh.]

Why would you want to?

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...well if she could photoshop it'd probably be to add him to her kings gang BUT AS IT STANDS— ]

Because I'd want one. [ it's. very simple. ] I'm definitely not staying here forever, since my sweetheart's waiting for him to get back to him, so I'd totally like something to remember you by.

[ .............. ]

Is that so bad, Adjuricator? [ ...yeah she just shoved his name right in there. ]

[andexecutioner]

[...She sure did.]

Win the game and maybe I'll let you take one, then.

[innocentloveholic]

Only maybe? That's a terrible incentive.

[ you're not saying you'd kill someone to— okay maybe you are. ]

[andexecutioner]

Better than a "no", isn't it?

[innocentloveholic]

Barely. [ ... ] Buuut I'll take it, because if I don't, you'll probably take it back, won't you?

[andexecutioner]

[He actually just sort of shrugs at that.]

An offer's an offer. Whether you take it or not doesn't really matter, but it's still out there.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ...could she have gotten a better one?

probably not. hmm. ]

Then look forward to possibly letting me take a totally great picture of you! [ because she'll win, clearly, and also clearly have an awesome camera it's going to be one of those shitty toy ones from the machine i swear ] Think of a totally cute-but-you pose to do for it! I'm thinking peace signs.

[andexecutioner]

[Oh my god.]

...I'll consider, okay?

[innocentloveholic]

[ peace signs, adjudicator. ]

Okay! [ ...and she's totally asked all her questions, so she could totally leave... okay. she'll get up. look, we're ending a conversation until next week, isn't that great— ]

Ferid told me you draw like, animals that are so totally the most adorable things ever, so like, could you draw one for me? Not right nooow, but maaaaaybe next time I come around?

[ sue her she likes cute shit ]

[andexecutioner]

...I'll think about it. What do you like? Other than "cute things."

[innocentloveholic]

[ CUTE THI— uh. ]

Do you know what a red panda is? It's something like that, except with like, leathery bat wings and really pronounced fangs!

[andexecutioner]

[...what sort of abominations]

You know, I don't know what I expected.

[innocentloveholic]

[ a vampire red panda, essentially. ]

They're a popular hybrid pet back in Hellsalem's Lot! [ well, as popular as any other hybrid pet, probably. ] If that's too hard, a normal red panda's fine too. They're really cuddly-looking.